It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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