we should wear snuggies to the strip club
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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