I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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