If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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