Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
you never un-have a 4some
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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