David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sorry about my life...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
