Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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