Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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