i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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