So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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