Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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