i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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