I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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