yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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