As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The uberlube is also flammable
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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