Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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