Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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