Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I am naked and annoyed.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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