Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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