u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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