If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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