She announced her abortion via fbk
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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