I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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