i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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