Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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