Me too!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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