So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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