youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
as a side note pls kill me
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