Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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