Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I need you to use more vowels.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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