Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She even gives head with a lisp.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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