So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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