You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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