im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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