I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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