They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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