I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I want you more than these girls want KFC
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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