just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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