it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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