its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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