Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Your mouth is God's brothel.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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