I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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