She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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