I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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