That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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