i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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