i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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