He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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