i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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