remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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