used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Panties = found
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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