what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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