so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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