I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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