Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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