So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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