I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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