Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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