I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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