plz talk dirty to me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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